Showing posts with label kegembiraan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kegembiraan. Show all posts

Monday, November 24, 2008

chemistry


isnin.td ad lab aw..mr yazree cool..haha..prefer die ckp bm..hoho..jht sungguh..kitrg kne gne pe nth bnde tu..ad mgnetic field.cm induction cooker pon ad gak..then..batak gle r..dok adjust satu button ni aw.cnfdnt je tu button tok cntrl heat..pastu tetbe mr yazree cool tu dtg..segan sungguh r..tp bes..haha..


cinta tiga segi..alexis.mine.fahimah


Friday, November 21, 2008

gembire

da kt uma..hoho..penat gle..nth r..ak happy..ak cm da cnfdnt die tak lari r..haha

Saturday, November 01, 2008

x0x0x0x0x

sok ak mahu pulang.haha..nwy.millions congrates to dato' lat.great malaysian.actually malaysia is a great country.haha.arini.sy sakit idung ngn gilak2..asik bersin je.sian en.haha~.
tu je kot.mata cm da layu je ni.pedih je..

p/s. get well soon ye awk~

Sunday, October 26, 2008

laugh **

Really funny jokes-Comfortable underwear
When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear."Worried I'd make the wrong choice asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?""Hold them up and imagine them on me," she answered. "If you smile, put them back

Really funny jokes-Preach
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind".The pastor shouted out "CROSS".Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS".The pastor hollered out "GRACE".The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound".The pastor said, "POWER".The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD".The Pastor said, "SEX".The congregation fell into total silence.Everyone was in shock. They all! nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".

Humor jokes-Ask if married
One day, Sadie and Rose are talking about men. "I have a question for you," says Rose."So ask it already," says Sadie."OK," says Rose. "If I meet a stranger at a party and I think that he's attractive, do you think it's OK to ask him straight away whether he's married?""No, certainly not," replies Sadie, "you should wait until morning."

Short adult jokes-Loud sex
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.""My dear," the shrink said, "that

's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is.""The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"



Good jokes-Heart attack
Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's bar mitzvah.""We'll try," he replied compassionately.In due course Ada gratefully attended the festive rite of passage.Some time later she again spoke to her doctor. "My granddaughter is to be married in 18 months. Please help me to be able to attend her wedding.""We'll do our best," he replied.Ada happily attended her granddaughter' s wedding.Ten years passed. Ada visited her cardiologist regularly and followed his instructions religiously.One morning she called him. "Doctor," she began, "I'm feeling fine, but I have another request to ask of you Remember how you saw me through to my grandson's bar mitzvah?""Yes.""And later how you helped me attend my granddaughter' s wedding?""Yes.""Well, as you know I've just celebrated my 80th birthday. And I just bought myself a new mattress.""Yes?""It has a 20-year guarantee... "